literally how do I become a stay at home gf I’m so done w school and work :((((
please can someone tell me why people sometimes screenshot posts and put them underwater
To the ocean with you
NO PLEASE I CANT SWIM
forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well
I emailed sex.com and they said you havent even registered an account 😂
oh yeah well, I emailed poop.com and they said you have 72 alternate accounts
The cool thing about the human body is when you have to pee really bad during sleep your brain will interrupt any dream and add a pissing scene to get you to either wake up or wet the bed
